Total Medals Earned: 262 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,960 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Commit suicide 15 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (250/350 points)
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
Get to know your new BFF.
Chill out in the funky room!
Leave the tower
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
YUM
You naughty punk!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (45/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Turn a wall into a door
Kill the Clown
Slay the Savior
Finish the game
Finish the game with 100% map explored
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 5/23 (40/500 points)
Killed the first Alien in Story mode
Collect mfm card
Completed first story level
Buy a weapon upgrade
Completed second story level
Unlock a mag-lock
Hack a terminal
Trigger the explosives
Complete a wave in Swarm mode
Buy your first weapon
Killed your first boss
Hack gun turrets
Completed third story level
Completed sixth story level
Complete a set in Swarm mode
Find the 2nd Easter Egg
Completed seventh story level
Completed fifth story level
Completed forth story level
Complete a round in Swarm mode
Rank 50
Complete all the challenges